OK props to the ppl who took the time to type this list out, but i thought it was sooo funny when i saw it on facebook, i just HAD to share it with SOMEONE. So, i am sharing it with you guys! Have fun reading it, cuz i sure did. You know what, I think I’ll read it one more time! Oh right, scroll to the bottom for the link if u want to join the group “You know you are asian when..” on face book! Anywayz, here’s the list of asian characteristics!
You know you’re Asian when…..
—You love Chinese food
—Mandarin is like your favourite restaurant
—you have a big bag of rice somewhere in your house
—you have a special refrigerator for kimchi
—rice is one of your main food groups
—rice and kimchi is considered a complete meal
— Ramen is like another food group
— You love sushi
—you’re good at math
— You go to an asian language school
—if you get below 90 on a test/quiz you get in trouble
— You spazz if you get a 70.
—you kill yourself if you get a 60 or lower
—you play the violin or piano or both
— Or some other type of instrument
— You can speak Asian language
— You suck at French
— Your parents always talk about some other child of a friend of theirs and say “:why cant you be like ____”
— You HAVE to marry an Asian, according to your parents
— You’re not allowed to have a bf until university
— Your parents nose into your lives
—your parents are strict
— You’re in gr9 and you still don’t have a phone because you’re not allowed
—You HAVE to have a 90 average
— Your mom has curly hair
—if you’re tall it’s a miracle
— You actually have a different kind of language for your elders (respect)
song for vowels)
— instead of “cheese” you say “kimchi” when your taking a pic (applies mostly to koreans)
—your last name is either park, kim, min, yoon/yun, jung, lee, ma, joo, shin, cheh, chung, li, kwan, chan, or something like that.
—you have a separate Asian name
—your eyes are brown/black
—you have naturally straight hair
—you have small eyes (stereotype)
—you are considered yellow when sometimes you’re actually kind of brownish
—your hair is naturally dark dark brown or black
—you always have to buy something at a sale or bargain the price lower
—You dress special for church
— You don’t look good with make up (few Asians do)
— You know who Jackie Chan is
— You have a habit of twirling your pen/pencil
— You watch soap operas on youtube or rent the videos, or download them onto a CD online.
— You get along with Asians best
— You naturally learn to make a peace sign for pictures
— You watch anime
—you use “XD” often. or “X]” or X something.
— you know what hello kitty is
—you are proud of being asian
— you have a lisp or accent
— you have spoken an Asian language to someone who doesn’t understand by accident
— you do karate or taekwondo
— you listen to asian music
— you have heard of boa
— you go to an Asian church
— you have been to/born in an Asian country
— you cover your mouth when you yawn or pick yur teeth at restaurants
—- you know at least 10 Asian people
—– (girls) you go for Asians with a pretty face or abs.
—- you’re reading these and you totally understand what it’s like to be Asian
—- you have a homepage
— you have heard of the hanguk shyk poom and been there (for Koreans)
— You have or have heard of cyworld
— You use yahoo instead of hotmail
— you have had someone come up to you and say “konichiwa”
— People expect you to be good at everything, including math
— you have been called oriental
—people look at you and say “ASIAN!”
—you have been asked if you’re Chinese (even if you arent)
— If you’re from Korea people ask if you’re from north korea
— your friends are really happy when they get a higher mark than you on something
— you own a rice cooker
— you have a karaoke
— you have a freezer and a fridge SEPARATELY
— you own something from Samsung
— you own at least one electric mattress thing
—you are in at least ONE asian fb group
—you know asia is a continent
—these are all asian stereotypes
—you’ve been to a market where like, there are open fish tanks everywhere, and it smells like fish
—you like fish.
—you’ve seen like, bugs on a stick in a marketing place
—you drank BUBBE TEA ♥
—you’ve been to pacific mall
—you have a sticker photo
Lastly to wrap it up here is the face book link to the group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9086835431
And of course how can I not wrap it up with a good MV? This time i recommend “For Your Entertainment” by Adam Lambert. Ya it’s a little rated mature, but then the song to me is pretty catchy. (And Adam is hawt in this ^~^)
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